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[rassera]

[The usage of 'sweet' lets him know that this isn't exactly who this was intended for...but...

Hey, let's roll with it!]

the basics

i want to get him to wield knives too

[driftsintobuffetline]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[rassera]

you never know when he might need them right

[driftsintobuffetline]

Sure, if your dog's part of a street gang or something, then yeah, maybe he'll need knives and why not get him some brass knuckles, too?

[rassera]

well he is


you think he could pull those off

[driftsintobuffetline]

if that's true, then what's this badass dog's name?

why not?

[rassera]

his names capsule

[driftsintobuffetline]

capsule? why?? did he come in one?

[rassera]

youre hilarious


no its the name of my gang back home

the capsules

[driftsintobuffetline]

[Newt, don't antagonize the gang member.]

Seriously.

Of all the names to choose...you choose the Capsules?? Even the Jets and the Sharks are less lame. Capsules barely even makes a decent band name.

[rassera]

[Hey at least they're not The Clowns!!]

youll be sorry you said that when my dog wields knives buddy

[driftsintobuffetline]

Sure yeah. You picked like the least scary dog ever, man. He's the kind to hide under your porch because he loved you. A chihuahua would have been more threatening.

[rassera]

[YEAH WELL SHUT UP!!]

well see about that

[driftsintobuffetline]

[YOU]

Yeah yeah, so scared. I'll make sure to have some peanut butter on hand for him when he comes for me