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[driftsintobuffetline]

Good! Totally excellent. Could not ask for better.

Why, what'd he say? I assume you spoke to him.

[dendarii]

I did actually. Thanked him for offering to teleport to the ring during that Russian invasion.

[driftsintobuffetline]

He's a good guy.

[dendarii]

Indeed. You have excellent taste in partners.

[driftsintobuffetline]

You only say that because of the resemblance.

[dendarii]

On the contrary. It's despite the resemblance.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Meaning...?

[dendarii]

I'm rather funny looking, in case you hadn't noticed.

[driftsintobuffetline]

The mouth's a little wide, the ears are kind of big, and you make some funny expressions. Sometimes you/Hermann vaguely resemble a frog.

And you've probably got a killer cowlick in the back where your hair does the swirl, but whatever.

[dendarii]

Gee, thanks.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Keeping it real.

Look. Gregor's got a big nose, you and Hermann have got a funny mouth, what can I say? Can't all be as handsome as me.

[dendarii]

I suppose if I wanted a disheveled nerd.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Hey, the disheveled nerd look is IN. I've got just the right amount of 'I woke up this way' going on.

[dendarii]

If you say so. I suppose the glasses aren't bad.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Aren't bad?? You WISH you looked this good in glasses. You'd look awful. ...Probably. Maybe. I mean, have you seen Hermann in them? What a dweeb! What a horrendously dweeby wannabe-old-man. They pinch his nose and give him this awful librarian look and he keeps them on a chain like an old lady and it's just awful. REALLY AWFUL. Those glasses should be banned. They're horrible. I love when he wears them.

[dendarii]

I'll get my own pair and take a picture. See if you can tell the difference.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Get a sweatervest too. Complete the look.

Though, idk, you could never look nearly pissy enough to be Hermann.

[dendarii]

I could get close.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Nah, pissiness is like a fine wine. Gets better with age. Back when he looked more like you, he was just ANGRY with me all the time.

Practice sneering. Then you'll be circa 2017 Hermann.

[dendarii]

... How old is he?

[driftsintobuffetline]

36. You're early-twenties, you said, right? We were, well, we weren't that young when we met. It was about eight years ago.

[dendarii]

... I would have guessed 45.

[driftsintobuffetline]

WOW RUDE.

How old did you think I was?

[dendarii]

Oh, much younger. Thirty perhaps.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Cute. Very cute. Now you're just pulling my leg.

IF that were true--and I'll have you know I don't believe you, you flatterer--I can only imagine what kind of impression must we have made. Hermann the cradle-robber.