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[driftsintobuffetline]

[YOU BETTER NOT LET THAT THING EXPIRE, MAN. Imma come over there and drag your ass to the spa.]

Oh. I get a boyfriend and suddenly I get popular, huh?! Where the hell were all these requests for biologists two months ago? [That might be Hermann threatening to de-boyfriend him. Ok ok. Newt can take a hint. He gets quiet....quiet for Newt, anyway.]

Alright, I'm listening. Lay some science on me.

[superposition]

[YOU AND WHAT ARMY]

It's more of a study, really. It's to do with the nanites. There are a lot of assumptions and theories floating around about them, but not much that I'd really call solid. That's what I intend to find out. What they actually do. What they can do. [An important distinction. It's possible they have functionality nobody knows about at all.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

[The Mexican heartthrobs, once they're friendly again. Or I'll make Hermann make me a robot army. SO THERE.]

Have you talked to the Kang guy? You know, kind of dino-dragony looking, except when he's not, then he's, like, played by some hot Asian guy because life isn't fair. Anyway, let's see if we can get you two on a party-line sometime and make this work, because he's got an interest in nanite healing abilities and I think we could probably throw all our research in together. Or at the very least should be aware of all this research.