[It takes a few rings before Newt drags himself close enough to the bedside table to actually make contact with his phone. He's still putting on his glasses when the video comes on, and Hermann can be heard grumbling about the light. Newt doesn't even bother to sit up. He loves you, QB, but that's too much effort.]
Ugh, man, can't this have waited...like four more hours?
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Ugh, man, can't this have waited...like four more hours?