He threw the chalk at the smug bastard he called a fiancé.

"You, shut up. You do not get to ruin a man and then make fun of him for it. Anyway! Even rock stars get to settle down. Some have kids! Long marriages! Someday I'll have an awesome comeback tour. And you get the pleasure of telling everyone that you got me to settle down-- they don't need to know it's the reverse. Sounds better this way."

He wrangled a new piece of chalk from the box.

"Be nice or I won't put in a hot tub."